February 2012
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The wind outside sounds like ocean waves crashing on the beach. Now that its subsided, all I hear is the faint breath of the wind going around the trees, the ticking of my clock, and the occasional car passing by.
I can’t wait to hear the ocean at my window again.
January 2012
7 posts
2011: A Recap of Sorts
January: - New Friends - Winter Classes - Internship starts
February: - More schooling fun
March: - Gay Red Lobster Night - More schooling and such
April: - My Cousin’s Wedding - More school…
May: - Senior Thesis Show - College Graduation
June: - Work
July: - Work
August: - Las Vegas! - Work - Cut off my long hair to make short curly hair look awesome! -...
December 2011
5 posts
I am willingly listening to the Grateful Dead....?
wat?
Dammit Adele!
I start listening to Adele’s album 21 and it is purely amazing. Only problem is that it makes me so fucking sad.
For instance:
Friend: Are you and your boy doing anything for New Years?
Me: He’ll be at work.
Meanwhile, the song Someone Like You comes on and my emotions are already on the fritz and then the tears begin to roll because I start to think that this wont be the first...
November 2011
22 posts
Its times like these
where the entire family is being a bunch of cunts and I want to move out.
My boy is sleeping in my guest bedroom. I’m ticked that we can’t cuddle but I’m happy that he’s here.
October 2011
7 posts
did you know?: Fuck: Uses and Meanings →
did-you-kno:
“Fuck” can be used as a verb, adverb, adjective, command, interjection, noun, and can logically be used as virtually any word in a sentence (e.g., “Fuck the fucking fuckers”). Moreover, it is one of the few words in the English language which could be applied as an infix (e.g., “Am I sexy?…
Dear Dad,
Stop being a whiny bitch and get your blood sugar below 100 or else I will personally beat your ass with a prosthetic leg. No one cares that you’re hungry all the time. Try eating carrot sticks. It’s filling and it’ll stop your complaining.
Forever your child,
Gabby
PS: The nutritionist isn’t a bitch, she’s just trying to help you live past 62.
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September 2011
16 posts
super-crush asked: Go pee on said bosses desks. It'll be awesome. Actually, just pour cat pee on the desks. It will smell forever!
Bad day at work...
my bosses are cunts.
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